The United Kingdom of Aelinar is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Aria with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 12.025 billion Aelis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elysium. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Aelinarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,713 trillion Aeli Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,519 Aeli Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats, and selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aelinar's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Aelinar is ranked 4,932^nd in the world and 25^th in Gay for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,750.77 on the Clooney Contribution Index.