The Federation of Adziolandia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Adziunia with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 2.765 billion Adziolandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sankt Helszawa. The average income tax rate is 58.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Adziolandian economy, worth 305 trillion helenówkas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 110,534 helenówkas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Vaccinations are mandatory, victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, and homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adziolandia's national animal is the mule, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Adziolandia is ranked 28,229^th in the world and 707^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 39.82 flags saluted per person per day.