The United States of Adepts is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Marshal Ken with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 8.909 billion Adeptsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District of Adepts. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Adeptsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,778 trillion Adeptsian Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,639 Adeptsian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Adepts Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, and mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adepts's national animal is the Polar bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Constitution Preservation Union.

Adepts is ranked 7,051^st in the world and 362^nd in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 141 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.