The Federal Republic of Achlavania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Javunn C Knottz with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.288 billion Achlavanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Achlavstach. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Achlavanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,353 trillion Achteir-Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 185,749 Achteir-Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, and nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds. Crime is totally unknown. Achlavania's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Achlavania is ranked 8,511^th in the world and 4^th in Valaryia for Safest, scoring 123.29 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.