The Socialist Republic of Aankai is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Dekius Brevicattus with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.26 billion Aankians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keediat. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aankian economy, worth 416 trillion julivanes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 127,653 julivanes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, time flies when you're not having fun, and the countryside is shrouded by wind farms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aankai's national animal is the ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aankai is ranked 282,011^th in the world and 17,484^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 0.46 flags saluted per person per day.