The United Democratic States of ASEANINDIA is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by RNKK The Great Dictator with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.332 billion ASEANINDIAians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pune Metropolitan Area. The average income tax rate is 37.7%.

The very strong ASEANINDIAian economy, worth 119 trillion RupeesShivraiDigitalmoneys a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,647 RupeesShivraiDigitalmoneys, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, there is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship, and waste is frequently shipped to other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. ASEANINDIA's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Janhavism.

ASEANINDIA is ranked 184,065^th in the world and 285^th in Refugia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.